Boyfriend’s gone again. In somehow use to this.
“Abigail Morgan Davenport Well, our relationship was just going to be insanely stressed from not seeing each other at all, so that’s the only thing I could do” (Talking about switching her classes around so she could be in a class with him…)
They see each other every fucking day after school, he comes to Ozark (he lives an hour away) to drive her to and from work, she comes to like every single goddamn family event (including our family Christmas and Thanksgiving) and makes it uncomfortable for everybody with how super PDA they are (BECAUSE THEY’RE HAVING SEX CHRIST) and how they always act like they can’t stay very long because Abi has to get back and shit, but I know for a fact that she doesn’t have a curfew and they just leave to have sex.
Just changed my schedule :) hello class with my boyfriend.
Hayden Biebes I wish I had class with him ;( (A guy that my brother-in-law plays Magic: The Gathering with and happens to be pretty good friends with)
Abigail Morgan Davenport No you don’t. He wouldn’t talk to you.
(Even my husband was like “Wow, what a bitchy thing to say.” The worst part is that she has been known to grab Jonathan’s phone text back people she knows he doesn’t really like talking to and send bitchy comments like “Why are you texting him, he doesn’t like you”, but what’s even WORSE is that Hayden and Jonathan are actually friends.)
I do believe I have the most caring and loving boyfriend in the world, and yes, I have evidence to back that statement up with.
(She also posts SO. MANY. SONG LYRICS. I won’t bored you with them.)
I had my first New Years kiss :) this year could be the hardest year of my life, but I’d still be thrilled because of this kiss, and who I shared it with :)
(Thinking about New Year’s just pissed me off because I invited them to go midnight bowling and Jonathan was like “Oh, I don’t know. Her family probably have plans.” Which was fine, but when I asked Abi if she knew if her family had plans, she was like “No, my family never does anything for New Year’s. Jonathan and I were just going to hang out in his car.” Which basically meant have sex.)
Guess who’s boyfriend is coming home today :)
(God, all she did that whole week was post sad face statuses about how much she missed him and how happy she was that he called her. If you can’t go less than six days without physically seeing someone, there is something severely wrong about your relationship.)
Clio Canfield (This is my brother-in-law, Jonathan. Clio is a nickname.)
Never thought I would miss Alabama…. I actually still don’t, but I sure miss the people in it.
Mandroo Tharpe i know baby hahahaha i miss you too hotness
Abigail Morgan Davenport ”mandroo”. Back off.
(What the actual fuck. Mandroo is a friend of my husband’s and his brother. As far as I am aware, Abi has never met him and this just really grinds my fucking gears. What irritates me even further is because I know how Abi is and it was NOT meant as a joke when two people liked the comment.)
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love :/
(During the week he was gone.)
My baby called me before he went to bed :) that made my night ♥
(Yeah, he would sneak off to fucking call her and pretty much make everybody go to bed early because he had to sleep in the living room, so when he was ready to go to bed everyone else pretty much HAD to.)
Dear dreams, stop killing me, and stop killing my boyfriend, we need to be alive to be together. Now get with the program. Thankyou.
(Stop. Just stop.)
He hasn’t even reached D.C. yet and I’m already wishing he hadn’t left :/
(She saw him when he got on the plane. The flight was only one hour long. So I’m guessing she posted this as she was walking out of the airport.)
Im dating my best friend in the world, and honestly, that’s all I could ever ask for.
Jamming to skrillex while in a carwash with my baby :)
(Ugh. This fucking day. Jonathan spent the night with us because there was a Magic tournament in Dothan. The next day I suggested we all go to eat and then hang out somewhere for a while. While we’re eating, Jonathan pipes and mentions that he has to leave right after this. “Oh, why?” “Cause Abi goes to work at 4 pm.” “Oh… kay? Jonathan, don’t you drive her to work pretty much everyday and pick her up? Is one day really going to be a big deal? Plus, she has her own car. She can drive herself.”
This was the response he gave me, “Well, she won’t be able to text me for four hours, so I have to drive her there or else I won’t be able to talk to her for four whole hours.”
FOUR. WHOLE FUCKING. HOURS.)
Spent my day with my wonderful Jonathan and his amazing family :) had so much fun.
(You mean horned in our family occasion? Why, yes, you did.)
I do believe I have one of the best boyfriends ever :) he’s so kind and sweet to me.
Sitting with jonthan with kittens on our lap :)
(My kittens, I might add. And I was sitting right next to them on the couch they were on. In my house.)
He’s naturally negative, but positively amazing :)
(You are not Taylor Swift. Stop trying to turn a phrase about your boyfriend.)
Tcby with Jonathan ♥ happy two month baby :)
(Oh, yeah, did I mention they’ve only been dating for three months right now?)
Wiff my boyfran :) ♥
(I leave you with this. I fucking hate it when people type like this. In addition to this, she tried to date him before but was still having sex with her ex-boyfriend and Jonathan found out. He has basically said that the reason they have sex is because he’s afraid she’ll leave him. Jonathan wanted to wait a while because he has been hurt by a previous girlfriend after they went all the way.)
